Don't try to please everyone , you will be lucky if you can count 5 good friends on one hand when you are above 30. 

   If someone has a answer for everything .... Don't trust them!

  If it sounds to good to be true , it probably is.....

  Go with your gut instinct if nothing else...

  Never go to bed with a itchy butt or you will wake up with a stinky finger.....